🐾Middle Finger Animal Whiskey Bottle

Tired of being polite? Let your liquor do the talking.
These animal-shaped whiskey bottles aren’t just decanters — they’re your spirit animals... with zero chill and both middle fingers raised.

From cats to eagles, lions to ducks, each bottle flips off bad vibes while holding your favorite drink like a champion. Whether you’re dealing with office BS, ex drama, or just a long week — these glass beasts are here to help you pour, sip, and mentally say: “Not today.”

Put them on your bar. Gift them to a friend. Judge silently as your guests do a double take.
And yes, they come empty — because we’re not here to tell you what to drink.
You bring the booze. We bring the attitude.

✨Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious conversation starter 🖕

• Great gift for whiskey lovers, sarcasm champions, and the proudly unbothered

• Collect all 8 and build your own middle-finger zoo

📏 Product Specs:

• Material: High-quality clear glass

• Size: Approx. 7 x 5 x 3 inches 

• Capacity: Holds about 12–13 oz (roughly 375 ml)

• Note: Whiskey not included. But the attitude? Fully loaded.