🐄🖕Cute middle finger plush cow

🐄🖕 "Moo-d: Unbothered" – Middle Finger Plush Cow 🖕🐄

Meet the sassiest heifer in the barn—a fluffy, squishable cow plush serving farm-fresh attitude with one iconic raised hoof. Perfect for cuddling, trolling, or reminding the world that "udder nonsense" won't be tolerated.

✨ WHY IT'S ICONIC:

✔ "Soft But Savage" – Plush velour body with embroidered middle hoof (for politely rude snuggles)
✔ Great For: Cottagecore rebels, animal lovers, and people who clap back in cursive

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" marshmallow-soft cow (perfect for rage-hugging)

🌻 PERFECT FOR:

• Gifts (for your petty bestie)

• Car dashboard (road rage meets pastoral charm)

• Therapy sessions (when "I'm the problem, it's me" just hits different)

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden main character energy (and unexplained grass-munching urges)

• Not responsible for new dairy-based personality phase

🛒 READY TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER COW-TITUDE?

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