🐮🖕Cute Middle Finger Plush Highland Cow

🐮🖕 "Moo-d: Unbothered" – Middle Finger Highland Cow Plush 🖕🐮

Meet the sassiest coo in the pasture—a fluffy Highland cow plush serving farm-fresh attitude with one iconic raised hoof. Perfect for cuddling, trolling, or reminding the world that "udder nonsense" won’t be tolerated.

✨ WHY IT’S LEGENDARY:

✔ "Huggable Hostility" – Super-soft faux fur with embroidered middle hoof (for gentle defiance)
✔ Farm-to-Tantrum Fresh – Comes with removable flower crown (tough look, tender heart)
✔ Great For: Cottagecore rebels, animal lovers, and anyone who claps back in cursive

📦 INCLUDES:

5" squishmallow-level plush (perfect for rage-cuddling)

🌿 PERFECT FOR:

Gifts (for your petty bestie)
Car dash (road rage meets Scottish charm)
Therapy accessory (when "I’m the problem, it’s me" just hits different)

🚨 WARNING:

May cause sudden main character energy (and unexplained grass cravings).
Not responsible for new agrarian personality phase.

🛒 READY TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER COW-TITUDE?

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