🦛🖕Cute middle finger plush hippo

🦛💖 "Hippo-Tude: Thick & Unapologetic" – Middle Finger Plush Hippo 💖🦛

Meet the chonkiest rebel in the savanna—a squishy hippo plush serving watermelon-fueled sass with one iconic raised flipper. Perfect for cuddles, chaotic decor, or reminding the world that "I’m not yelling, I’m just hippo-sized."

✨ WHY IT’S ICONIC:

✔ "Soft But Savage" – Plush velvet belly  (gentle but firm)
✔ Great For: Body-positive rebels, hippo lovers, and people who snort-laugh at their own jokes

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" squishmallow-level huggable hippo (rage-squeeze tested)

• Velcro middle flipper (flip up for "fight me", flip down for "just napping" mode)

• Optional glitter water splash base (for dramatic pool-party energy)

💅 PERFECT FOR:

• Gifts (for your zero-chill bestie)

• Bathtub throne (soaking in spite, literally)

• Therapy sessions (when "I’m 90% water but 100% done" is your mantra)

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden main chonk energy (and unexplained melon cravings).

• Not responsible for new "submarine mode" in pools (buoyancy not guaranteed).

🛍️ READY TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER HIPPO-TUDE?

#HippoHugs #ThickAndPetty #WatermelonJustice

[CTA] 🍉 "MAKE WAVES" (button with splash-print effect)