🦁🖕Cute middle finger plush lion

🦁🖕 "Roar With Attitude" – Middle Finger Plush Lion 🖕🦁

King of the Jungle? More like King of Petty.
This majestically sassy lion plush rules your space with a permanent middle paw salute. Perfect for throne-worthy sass, couch rebellions, or reminding the world that "you kneel before no one" (especially before coffee).

🔥 WHY IT RULES:

✔ "Regal Rage" – Plush golden mane + fixed embroidered middle paw (pure disdain)
✔ Great For: Leo lovers, chaotic royals, and people who roar internally during meetings

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" squishmallow-level huggable lion (stress-squeeze certified)

👑 PERFECT FOR:

• Desk domination (HR-approved monarchy)

• Gifts (tag: "For My Favorite Drama Monarch")

• Car dashboard (road rage meets savanna supremacy)

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden alpha energy (and unexplained urge to roar at pigeons)

• Not responsible for coworkers asking "Why is your lion judging my life choices?"

🛒 CLAIM YOUR THRONE:

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