🐼🖕Cute middle finger plush panda

🐼🖕 "Bamboo-Zone Badass" – Middle Finger Plush Panda 🖕🐼

Who said pandas can't be petty? Meet your new spirit animal – a permanently sassy panda plush with a fixed middle finger paw, serving 24/7 attitude. Just pure, unapologetic "nice try, btch"* energy.

🔥 WHY IT'S ICONIC:

✔ "Soft But Permanent Mood" – Ultra-plush fabric with built-in middle paw (no switching to nice mode – commitment)
✔ Great For: Panda lovers, tired office warriors, and people who express rage through cute things

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" squishmallow-level huggable panda (rage-squeeze tested)

• Fixed middle paw (eternal disdain)

🎋 PERFECT FOR:

• Gifts (tag it: "For When You’re Done Being the Bigger Person")

• Zoom calls (non-verbal commentary device)

• Self-defense (throw it at people who say "just relax!")

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden loss of patience for nonsense

• Not responsible for new black-and-white worldview

🛍️ READY TO EMBRACE THE PANDEMONIUM?

#PandaSass #NoMoreMrNicePanda #BambooBacktalk