🐷🖕Cute Middle Finger Plush Pig

🐷🖕 "Oink You Very Much" – Middle Finger Plush Pig 🖕🐷

Who said pigs can’t be petty? This hilariously rebellious porker serves farm-fresh sass 24/7 with a permanent middle trotter. Perfect for bacon lovers, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone who’s officially over it.

🐽 WHY IT’S A MUST-HAVE:

✔ "Plush But Punchy" – Cloud-soft fur with fixed middle hoof (no velcro, just pure pig ‘tude)
✔ Great For: Piggy pals, passive-aggressive animal lovers, and people who snort-laugh at their own jokes

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" squishmallow-level huggable pig (stress-squeeze tested)

🥓 PERFECT FOR:

• Farmhouse chic (barnyard rebellion decor)

• Gifts (tag: "For When You’re Done Being the Bigger Pig")

• Kitchen counter (judging your cooking skills since birth)

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden oinking (and unexplained bacon cravings)

• Not responsible for housemates asking "Why is your pig flipping me off?"

🛒 READY TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER HOG-WILD?