🦝🖕Cute middle finger plush raccoon

🦝🖕 "Trash Panda with Attitude" – Middle Finger Plush Raccoon Figure 🖕🦝

Meet the ultimate sassy forest bandit! This adorably rebellious plush raccoon comes with a secret weapon—a soft, velcro middle finger paw that lets you flip the switch between "cute" and "can't even" mode in seconds.

🔥 WHY IT’S A MUST-HAVE:

✔ "Soft But Savage" – Ultra-plush faux fur with hidden velcro middle finger (flip it up for silent protest)
✔ Great For: Raccoon lovers, petty moods, or passive-aggressive desk decor

📦 INCLUDES:

• 4" plush raccoon figure (perfect for squeezing out frustration)

💥 PERFECT FOR:

• Prank gifts (wrap it in a real takeout bag for maximum confusion)

• Car dashboard (road rage but make it whimsical)

• Therapy sessions (when "I’m just a little guy" isn’t a strong enough defense)

🚨 WARNING:

• May cause sudden confidence (and unexplained trash-picking urges)

• Not responsible for coworkers asking "Why is your raccoon judging me?"

🛒 WANT SOME PETTY WITH YOUR PLUSH?