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🚨 Warning: This Jesus Has Had Enough! 🚨
💥Tired of nosy neighbors? Want to give the delivery guy something to remember? This Hilarious Middle-Finger Jesus Yard Decor Art is here to add some attitude to your yard, garden!
Classic religious imagery meets bold, edgy style—Jesus holding a rifle, flipping the “warning” finger! It’s not just decor; it’s a viral - worthy conversation bomb💣. Neighbors will stop, stare, and snap pics…Guaranteed to make your yard the talk of the town!
Paired with “FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT”—a phrase that’s funny yet sharp, keeping unwanted chaos away. Perfectly says “Don’t mess with my space” with humor. Your yard: 100% secure, 200% iconic.
Crafted from weather - resistant materials. Sun? Rain? Snow? It laughs in the face of any weather😏. Colors stay bright, shape stays solid—no fading, no warping, just non - stop “Whoa!…Badass!” reactions.
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Yard/Garden🌿：Ditch boring gnomes! Turns your lawn into a “must - see” spot. Friends will BEG to host parties at your place.
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Gifts🎁：For the “has - everything” friend…or anyone who loves cheeky humor. Watch ’em cackle, then secretly steal your idea.
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Holidays🎃：Halloween pranks? April Fools’ chaos? Christmas mayhem? It CRUSHES all “weird decor” themes.
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Size: 15 x 30 cm—Big enough to turn heads, small enough to fit anywhere.
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Setup: 2 - minute magic! Stake pops into grass/dirt—no tools, no stress. Crown your yard’s new king in seconds!
- “Neighbor knocked to ask if Jesus ships worldwide…best purchase ever.” —Karen (Texas)
- “Dad’s ‘serious’ garden now has a rebel icon. He giggles every time he mows—priceless.” —Tyler (California)
- “I gifted it as a joke…now it’s the neighborhood’s most famous thing. Tourists take selfies with it. For real.” —Mia (Florida)
Tired of basic yard decor? Own the wildest, funniest, most - personal piece you’ll ever have🌪️.
🎁PACKAGE INCLUDES:
- 1 * Jesus & Gun Middle-Finger Yard Decor
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