King Kong Gorilla Duck – The Ultimate Ducking Champion

🦍🦆 "Half Gorilla, Half Duck, All Attitude!"

Meet the most ferocious rubber duck to ever grace your Jeep dashboard, bathtub, or desk—King Kong Gorilla Duck! With ripped muscles, clenched fists, and a stare that means business, this isn’t your average bath toy.

Why This Duck Rules

💪 Built Like a Titan

• Shredded duck physique – Looks like it lifts twice its body weight

• Fierce glowing eyes – Strikes fear into ordinary rubber ducks

🚙 Perfect for Jeep Ducking

✔ Surprise fellow Jeepers – The ultimate "duck and dominate" move
✔ Collector’s dream – A must-have for weird duck enthusiasts
✔ Great conversation starter – "Is that… a gorilla duck?!"

🎁 Unleash the Beast As a Gift

• Jeep owners – Because stock ducks are boring

• Kung Fu movie fans – Bruce Lee, but feathery

• Anyone who appreciates absurd awesomeness

Specs

• Material: High-quality PLA

• Size: 2.7 inches 

• Quantity: 1 × gorilla duck figurine

⭐ "Left this on a stranger’s Jeep. They tracked me down to thank me. Legendary." – Tyler, OH
⭐ "My cat is terrified of it. Finally, a duck that fights back." – Mia, CA
⭐ "Gave it to my MMA coach. Now it’s our gym mascot." – Jake, FL

What Duck Hunters Say

⭐ "Left this on a stranger’s Jeep. Got a DM saying ‘WTF IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!’" – Tyler, Off-Road Enthusiast
⭐ *"My kid uses it as a ‘guard duck’ for his toy cars. 10/10 intimidation factor."* – Sarah, Mom of Chaos
⭐ "Best. Desk. Mascot. Ever." – Dave, Office Prankster