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🤣Middle Finger Jeep Duck
🤣Middle Finger Jeep Duck
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🤣"250 Years of Sass" Middle Finger Duck – Celebrate centuries of glorious rebellion with this limited-edition resin duck, flipping off traditions since (current year minus 250).
📏Anniversary-Ready Attitude – Cast in "Colonial Karen-Proof" resin, its 3.3" sizes let you protest taxes, tea shortages, or modern Wi-Fi speeds with historical accuracy.
Time-Traveling Gift of Chaos – Packaged with a "Declaration of Petty Grievances" scroll – perfect for history nerds, revolution reenactors, or anyone who thinks 1776 needed more middle fingers.
Multi-Era Rebellion Tool – Display on mantels as "heirloom satire," use as a quill holder with attitude, or launch tiny tea bag protests in your boss’s Zoom background.
🛒PACKAGE INCLUDES
- 1 * Middle Finger Duck
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