Middle Finger Mage Duck

🦆 "Abra-Ca-DUCK You" – Middle Finger Mage Duck Ornament 🦆

This sorcerer-sassy hybrid combines wizard-level attitude with 100% waterfowl audacity. Perfect for altars, desks, or passive-aggressively judging your roommate’s life choices.

Why It’s Spellbinding:

✔ "Quackar Spell" – One raised feather permanently charged with hex energy
✔ Mystic Mallard Vibes – Robes, tiny spellbook, and judgmental side-eye included
✔ Great For: D&D chaos gremlins, actual witches, and anyone who’s technically a healer but keeps Fireball prepared

🔥 "I put the ‘hex’ in ‘waterfowl.’" 🔥

#WizardDuck #ChaoticQuack #DuckThePatriarchy

[CTA] ✨ "SUMMON THE SASS" ✨ (Button with cursed sparkle effect)

Warning: Side effects may include sudden duck-related spellcasting urges and unexplained bread thefts. Familiar sold separately.